With all the budget that went into this, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some sort of huge underground base beneath us where they stash their dirty laundry.

[ I sigh, the theory of "secret government experiment" suddenly feeling to become more likely. ]

But the tent, huh... What about the carnival games? The rules did say that if we play enough, we might get something.

[ Something useful? Doubtful. But they could still throw us a bone... ]